UN™ | Reality Restoration Cult.

A satirical self-help movement exposing fakes, frauds & filters through collectible manuals.

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The Initiation AWARENESS BEFORE ENLIGHTENMENT The Transaction ATTENTION IS THE MODERN CURRENCY The Restoration REALITY RESTORATION IN PROGRESS
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You are not here for motivation.
You are here because something in your reality already feels wrong.
UN™ is the doorway between the life you perform and the life you actually live.
Not a brand. Not a community. A controlled rupture in your comfort loop, disguised as culture.
You don’t “join” The Gateway.
You step through it or you stay entertainment.
This Is Not Merch.
You were trained to read everything as a product:
another hoodie, another feed, another club to signal you “get it.” That reflex is the first thing we cut.
UN™ uses objects, images, and language the way a surgeon uses a scalpel:
to separate you from your denial with as little anesthesia as possible.
Every capsule is a behavioral experiment. Every page is a mirror.
If you’re looking for comfort, close the tab.
A Reality Intervention Disguised as a Brand.

The Gateway is the front door to a long con against your autopilot.
Behind it:

1. Psychological triggers engineered as “drops,” not dopamine snacks.
2. Anti–self-help teachings smuggled inside aesthetics.
3. Rituals that swap performance for confrontation.

You are not asked to believe anything.
You are asked to notice:
where you numb out, where you posture, where you trade truth for approval and call it “being fine.”
Awareness comes before enlightenment.
Most people hit awareness, panic, and go back to scrolling.
Crossing the Line.
Entry is simple and difficult.
1. Look Straight At It
Read the manifesto. Sit with the line that makes you defensive. That’s the incision, not the problem. 2. Choose Your Discomfort
Pick one object, text, or ritual that feels uncomfortably accurate.
Not flattering. Not aspirational. Accurate. 3. Commit to Witnessing
Wear it, use it, or practice it as a daily reminder that your old reality was a script, not a destiny and that you kept signing the contract.
The part of you that wants to click away right now
is the part this was built for.
There is no application. No leaderboard. No promise of salvation.
Only the question... “If you woke up from your reality, would you still recognize yourself?”.
Step Through The Gateway
Proceed to The Initiation.

The Anti-Brand Oath

“We don’t help you escape reality. We remove the anesthesia, one discomfort at a time.”

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The Capitalist Sacrament

“Attention is the only currency left. UN™ teaches you to spend it on purpose—and stop auctioning your soul at a discount.”

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The Mirror Manifesto

“UN™ doesn’t sell products. It sells mirrors disguised as merchandise. Every purchase is a confession you didn’t realize you were signing.”

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