UN™ | Reality Restoration Cult.

A satirical self-help movement exposing fakes, frauds & filters through collectible manuals.

Laugh first. Heal after.

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Your nervous system has gone online. Every ping of anxiety is a push notification from your unprocessed past. The signal is strong. The password is presence. We used to call it intuition. Now it’s bandwidth. Every vibration in your chest is a message from

Healing isn’t candlelight and mantras The world sells “self-care” like a scented candle. But real healing doesn’t smell good. It smells like smoke and disinfectant. It’s not a bath. It’s a flood. It’s not a mantra. It’s a meltdown. And the only essential oil involved is