UN™ | Reality Restoration Cult.

A satirical self-help movement exposing fakes, frauds & filters through collectible manuals.

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UN™ — Reality Restoration Cult™
All Enlightenment Sold Separately.

INITIATION PROTOCOL

Every transmission begins with a pulse — yours.

If you feel the collapse between truth and illusion,
if you’ve been ghosted by meaning,
if your emotions feel synthetic and pre-programmed —
you’re already inside the doorway. This is not an application.
There is nothing to qualify for.
You are not a “lead.” You are a signal. Write us. Confess. Question.
Tell us what feels wrong in your reality and what you keep pretending is “fine.”
We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to unfilter you. Your message does not disappear into an inbox.
It enters the Emotional Restoration Archive —
anonymous to the world, precise to us. Initiation requires one action: Send the first signal. join@theuncult.com